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danny and brian playing scrabble

2008-04-08T21:56:00.001-07:00

Dear 1361,

2008-04-03T00:23:00.000-07:00

Operation 'Macrock' is in full effect, 9 Tucker has blindly fallen for it, line and sinker.
May the Boddorff's have mercy on my soul.

2008-03-22T18:02:00.003-07:00

Guest Blogger: Wiley

2008-03-19T08:59:00.000-07:00

Hello world, Wiley here. As you may know, I've been in San Francisco this week for an extended stay with the guys at 1361 Kansas Street. So, we'll start off with a picture of 136-Gay Kansas St. Boringville, CA 42069.

I thought it was going to be a really fun, sexy time here. They promised fun parties and drinking all night. Boy was I wrong!! I've yet to see an ounce of awesome party time. They won't let me drink beers. They don't even have a 30 pack of Budweisers in their fridge. All they have in there fridge are those Synergy drinks, and they won't shut the fuck up about them!

Here's Ben last night: "Owwee, my throat hurts, wah wah wah, blah owww my witttle throat is soreee, I can't smoke cigawettes".

If their not making me watch that stupid show with Doogie Howser, then their making me sit in silence and stare at them. Ben and Matt made me cover my fucking eyes when Keira Knightly got naked in a movie last night! BULL SHIT!

Plus, their world is crumbling, Billy moved out. He must have taken all the fun with him. The instant I visited him at his new house we chugged wine and smoke ciggys on his roof. He's awesome party time.

Ultimately, this is for you Chris. I'm coming home, but I'm nervous, I probably lost my tolerance here. You're going to have to help me train. I knew it would be a mistake to leave the shotgunator at home.

what the hells!

2008-03-15T12:44:00.000-07:00

http://www.mm-agency.com/

You can use this agency to book real world cast members to come to your parties!

and they each have page explaining there specific specialties

for example:

shavaun, from sydney, can be booked to give lectures on body issues and young adult insecurities (she requires an extra airplane ticket for her breasts).

I swear these are not jokes

It says that Cahutta can "make any party a special event, especially if it involves him, a guitar, and a campfire"

for 5000 dollars you can get Wes from the real world austin to speak about fraternity life.

Dear 9 Tucker...

2008-03-15T12:30:00.000-07:00

Tommy Dewar!!

2008-03-05T22:56:00.000-08:00

Founder of Dewar's distillery he invented the philosopher of Dewarism, which says that success is met through embracing joy, and not from hard work.

here are some of his quotes:

No. 22 Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

No. 58 The further you are from a problem, the smaller it gets.

No. 80 A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

2008-03-02T20:49:00.001-08:00

2008-03-01T01:31:00.001-08:00

Birry Frexing.

2008-02-29T21:17:00.000-08:00

gotcha!

2008-02-29T20:25:00.000-08:00

EAST VS WEST

ticker: what started as a local "blog war" or "bore", has grown far larger than its seemingly innocent beginnings might have suggested. Says the old chinese man on the left, (representing the "east"), "aaaah soooo....hiyah!", says the muscular Matthew Mcconaughey (representing the "west"), "alright, alright, alright".

What you gotta say about that suckas!

2008-02-29T20:23:00.001-08:00

Posted by Brian

2008-02-29T20:07:00.001-08:00

Last night our upstairs neighbors threw a kegger. They drank roughly 1/4 of their keg. They didn't know what to do. "Oh", they said, "oh no, a keg, a keg full of beer, what should we do" (we are paraphrasing). They took it to the recycling plant (our new nickname for billy). We recycled it, with a motherfucking vengeance. We took all the bottles out of the garbage, gave them a cursory rinse with warm(ed) water, and filled them with this cool refreshing pilsner.

A dash of lime?

Yes please.

so it's mead you want....

2008-02-28T10:04:00.000-08:00

We've gone the extra mile, turning our 3 bedroom apartment into a TO SCALE model of Valhalla. Here you see (left corner) Danny, Brian and BIlly making the final arrangement for the hoards of victorious Norse warriors who soon will sit athwart our plastic folding chairs.

There is already a line forming outside. This is going to be great!

We're even making our own mead!

To Our friends at 9 Tucker Street. (or: dine luck stir beet!)

2008-02-27T16:41:00.000-08:00

you misunderstand. We have no intention of out drinking you. We simply feel that we have a service...an obligation...a civic duty to provide the very best in blogging. A call to arms. The arms race. The space race. The cold war. Russia. There is NO doubt, in our minds that you are more fucked up than we are.

We will not negotiate out of fear, but we will not fear to negotiate.

Don't ask what your blog can do for you, ask if you can suck our dicks.

Burn in hell.

Love,

1361 Kansas Street.

p.s. this not the beginning of the end, it is perhaps the end of the beginning.

p.p.s love you.

p.p.p.s, p.p.p.p.s

Iconic Drinkers, a 1361 Tribute.

2008-02-26T10:39:00.000-08:00

André the Giant - French professional wrestler, full name André Rene Rousimoff. Known for his tremendous size, his mass also allowed him to consume tremendous amounts of alcohol. His notable accomplishments in drinking included consuming 119 beers in six hours and downing an estimated 7,000 calories of alcohol every day

Anthony Burgess - English novelist and critic is held in awe by many for the profligacy of both his writing and his drinking. He invented his own cocktail, "Hangman's Blood", which is prepared as follows: "Into a pint glass, doubles [i.e. 50ml measures] of the following are poured: gin, whisky, rum, port and brandy. A small bottle of stout is added and the whole topped up with Champagne... It tastes very smooth, induces a somewhat metaphysical elation, and rarely leaves a hangover.

Tallulah Bankhead - American actress. Was reputed to be able to drink a bottle of bourbon in thirty minutes, referencing her last words "codeine, bourbon"

Oliver Reed - English actor whose alcoholic binges were highly noted and led him to be voted "England's most embarrassing man". Famous stories include arriving at Galway airport and passing out drunk on the luggage conveyor belt, and an arm wrestling competition in Guernsey saw him down 104 pints of beer in a two-day session. He died of an upper gastrointestinal bleed in a bar in Valletta, Malta whilst on a break from filming Gladiator, after reportedly downing '12 double rums, eight pints of the local lager, and half a bottle of Scotch' and defeating five sailors at arm wrestling.^[11]

1361 Kansas Street

2008-02-25T19:28:00.000-08:00

not to be outdone, We at 1361 Kansas Street will be updating the rest of the world on the ups and downs of our day to day lives.

I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to all of us here at 1361 Kansas Street.

Danny "The Italian Stallion" Gotimer.

Quote, "Madam I may be drunk, but tomorrow I'll be sober, while you will still be Blargugugugugrgurgsgr"*

Last Time Vomited= 11:15 AM, this morning.

*hilarious vomiting sound

Billy "Ol' Blue Eyes" Rosser.

Quote, "I actually have alcohol poisoning"

Last Time Vomited: 8:45 PM, today.

Ben "The Sage of Monticello" Feldman.

quote, "I'm an oil man"

Last time vomited, 9:15 AM today.

Brian "Hannah Montana" Williams.

Quote, "Get out of my room, seriously Ben, stop it." (what a kidder!)

Last Time vomited...I dunno, last week or something.

Matt "Rob" Lowe.

quote, "We have nothing left to fear but fear itself".

Matt has never vomited.

HAHAH Matt DID Vomit today, about 12 hours ago.

Only Brian didn't vomit today