Dear 1361,

Operation 'Macrock' is in full effect, 9 Tucker has blindly fallen for it, line and sinker.
May the Boddorff's have mercy on my soul.

Guest Blogger: Wiley

Hello world, Wiley here. As you may know, I've been in San Francisco this week for an extended stay with the guys at 1361 Kansas Street. So, we'll start off with a picture of 136-Gay Kansas St. Boringville, CA 42069.

I thought it was going to be a really fun, sexy time here. They promised fun parties and drinking all night. Boy was I wrong!! I've yet to see an ounce of awesome party time. They won't let me drink beers. They don't even have a 30 pack of Budweisers in their fridge. All they have in there fridge are those Synergy drinks, and they won't shut the fuck up about them!

Here's Ben last night: "Owwee, my throat hurts, wah wah wah, blah owww my witttle throat is soreee, I can't smoke cigawettes".

If their not making me watch that stupid show with Doogie Howser, then their making me sit in silence and stare at them. Ben and Matt made me cover my fucking eyes when Keira Knightly got naked in a movie last night! BULL SHIT!

Plus, their world is crumbling, Billy moved out. He must have taken all the fun with him. The instant I visited him at his new house we chugged wine and smoke ciggys on his roof. He's awesome party time.

Ultimately, this is for you Chris. I'm coming home, but I'm nervous, I probably lost my tolerance here. You're going to have to help me train. I knew it would be a mistake to leave the shotgunator at home.

Posted by Brian

Last night our upstairs neighbors threw a kegger. They drank roughly 1/4 of their keg. They didn't know what to do. "Oh", they said, "oh no, a keg, a keg full of beer, what should we do" (we are paraphrasing). They took it to the recycling plant (our new nickname for billy). We recycled it, with a motherfucking vengeance. We took all the bottles out of the garbage, gave them a cursory rinse with warm(ed) water, and filled them with this cool refreshing pilsner.

A dash of lime?

Yes please.